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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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RSwipe with a humpy dog in a street cafejust because I imagine her as being supremely sophisticated
alt: carnations mean you like someone but not enough to buy them real flowers
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:52,
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red roses = I have absolutely no imagination so I got these for you because they're easy.(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:57,
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...and I was passing an Esso garage when I remembered it was Val's Day.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:59,
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I'll bet you just wait for a fatal car crash usually and take something from a nearby lamppost.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:01,
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It was getting on and they were last left in the bucket, which is why they're a bit manky, and it's clearly an undersized bouquetSo yeah, you've got the rejects again love, just like our relationship in many ways
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:03,
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I received an email from my local Indian restaurant.I can only assume they've been taken over by the Russian Mafia, as it was entitled "Valentin's Offer".
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