I was woken up at 7am by someone blasting DnB outside my flat.
Not a happy bunny considering I need sleep as I'm working a night shift and slightly confused by their choice of music.

However, there is a singles party at work tonight which means it's going to be full of drunk, horny people by about 11pm. No doubt I will catch couples in the toilets by midnight and as I'm the only girl working tonight the tips should be excellent.
( wanderlust, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:02, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've only been to one singles night in my life
it ended in a punch up.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Were they fighting over you?

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Did you get punched for being a bit, ya know, rapey?

( wanderlust, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Nah it didn't involve me,
I'm very charming and witty.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

who invited Lamps?

( djtrialprice, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Aye up ! Tell everyone how AWESOME my creation was last night ! =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Everyone.
Gonz's creation was awesome last night. Though I don't think I'll ever look at a mars bar in the same way again.
( wanderlust, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Faithfullolz

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Out-of-the-packet confectionary is ruined for me now.
I'm just think about what the next big thing will be.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I fear for my arteries.
Twas top notch eats last night though Mister. Good work!
( wanderlust, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

what are you supposed to do if you catch them?
turn the hose on them?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Laugh.
Then let my boss know, so he can laugh. We see it as some perverse form of team bonding.
( wanderlust, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Lord's Prayer wank.
Duh.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

*slaps forehead*
but of course!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Damn, I'm busy tonight
Otherwise I'd totally be there :/
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)