Lightsaber
and frankly I'm ashamed of all of you for not mentioning it thus far
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They're not REAL, Darth.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Prove it
Just because they were popularised a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away doesn't mean that they're any less real than other historical artifacts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

No matter how many times you wave it around making lightsaber noises,
it's still just a light-up anal dildo.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

The special edition brown one doesn't show up the stains

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

A light-up one?
Is that so you can look up your own shortcomings?

/Two Ronnies blog
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)