Withering sarcasm accompanied by a generous sprinkling of facts.
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. (Twain?)
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Facts? Pish and fie, you can prove anything with facts...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Mmmmm, fish pie.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

i love vegetarian shepherds pie
mmm. lentils and cheesy mash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Link me up, that sounds rather good.
Also FRIDGE
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

No no no no no.
No.

How can shepherd's pie not have lamb in it? This is fucking nonsense. If you veggies want to eat cardboard, then that's fine, but don't try to dress it up as something that quite clearly should contain meat.

*bashes head off desk repeatedly*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Have you never heard of 'lentil shepherds'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Not in the context of someone whose pie you'd be willing to eat.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Was it Twain...or Celine Dion?
I always get those two MASSIVE TALENTS mixed up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)