My original post was going to be along the lines of
"I don't know what's worse, to be called a loser or to have it suggested I'm your friend" but I'm making a conscious effort not to be such a twat towards Chompy at the minute
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Thanks to the inbreeding you'll never stop being a twat
But I love you for it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I've got to go to fucking Derbyshire tomorrow
The prospect of catching a strain of whatever it is makes the indiginous population such a bunch of troglodyte mongs and mixing it essence of Norfolk is a terrifying one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

It's called the 'Asda' strain, check out your local store to sample it's terrifying effects

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I love going to Asda
It makes me feel PRETTY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Remember your jim-jams

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

A staggering proportion of it's clientele could successfully audition for the lead in the remake of 'Mask' without the need for prosthetics

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

The staff aren't much better
It amazes me that so much money is spunked on makeup for zombie movies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

hello you
have you chosen that diamond yet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I've done one better *taps nose*
I don't wish to spoil the surprise though
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

hoorah! i am excited now.
i've already had one mystery card. i have been good and have not opened it yet (although i only got it yesterday, it might not survive the weekend) but the postmark is making it a mystery. i mean, there's 100's of areas i would have expected a card to come from, naturally, but this one is a surprise.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, I don't usually receive post from Broadmoor either

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

you build me up rory
and then you just piss all over me.

it's lucky for you that i like it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It's the sexface patented approach, to chip away at what little self esteem you have until there's nothing left and all resistance is broken

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)