I've never understood the attraction to headwear which features in most of the major religions
it's like, yes, God created all things, is omnipresent and omniscient - but he's a stickler for millinery.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go away Ross Noble

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

He has a good point though
if it's not headwear it's something else - mormons have special underpants, for instance, and then there's all that nonsense with the burka. I mean, if God really did create everything, do you really think he gives two shits about the colour of your undies and whether they cover you from neck to knees or what?
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

There is no God.
Only stupid fuckers in churches/mosques/temples.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Oh Berk, you're so silly.
God, despite being the sole creator of the tops of people's heads, finds the sight of them insulting. Du-uh! Do you know nothing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Apparently not
perhaps he should have made the tops of peoples heads pointy instead, then from above the view would be different. He's only got himself to blame.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

A good idea in principle
But it wouldn't do to look down upon the Great Earth that He had created and end up poking His eye out because a particularly tall person was standing on top of His tallest mountain.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Omniscient though
God, if he existed, would never poke his eye out on anything.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

It makes me sikh.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)