In a Newcastle hospital, many years ago
there used be a ward known as the 'Brown Ale' ward, on account of it being permanently filled with patients who had done themselves irretrievable damage from drinking the stuff.

Also, it is know locally as 'a bottle of dog' because husbands would use the excuse of taking the dog for a walk for going down the pub to sink several bottles.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think they should call it bottle of dog because that's what it tastes like. After you have 4 of them.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I have never licked a wet dog, so I'll take your word for it!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

oh shush
you know what I mean
it tastes how wet dog smells
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I'm totally lolwaki, me.
I knew all along what you were getting at and just pretended I didn't. EEH, WHAT AM I LIKE, EH?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

joke's on you
she totally digs licking dogs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)

just not my own, how weird would that be?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)

TOTALLY!
Weirdness times eleventy one.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)