Hello Internet
I'm too tired to go out this evening. Please entertain me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

no, you entertain me
I am cold and in a bad mood
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Well you sound like a barrel of laughs this evening Crunchy.
What gives?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:31, Reply)

You should read the threads before joining in.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)

what has got your goat today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Just giving you tips for using B3ta : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Has someone taken not just your goats, but all of your goat related paraphernalia?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)

I no longer have any goats to take : (

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Has that left you feeling gruff?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Every now and then you remind me why I like you.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)

You've never said why you like me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)

You're daft.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)

That'll do.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)

: D

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)

i rarely do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)

i'm a whizbang fucking happy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:34, Reply)

We could do some punning later if that'll cheer you up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)

maybe, i suppose

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Hello hon!
Been watching the footy?
( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)

*Waves*
Yeah. We lost.

I shouldn't have gone for a couple of quick drinks after the game, they've made me all yawny.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Staying in won't do you any harm.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I know.
I might go to the supermarket in a bit and maybe get some snacks or some sweets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Evening Jeff
I too am too tired to go out this evening. Just as well I wasn't planning to, eh?
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)

How was your big-night-out on Friday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Bloody awesome
I had a fantastic time. Paying for it today, mind.
How about you?
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)

I had a nice time too
But you sound like you had fun.

Did you get a nice man to give you his phone number?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Nope
I neither asked or was asked. But it's entirely fine, I had a bloody great time regardless.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Where did you go and what did you do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I went to a vintage night
in a pub in the next village over. It was all music from the 20s to the 60s and there was a big screen playing clips from silent movies and stuff. I got all dressed up 50s glam, got drunk and danced like a nutter. It was brilliant.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Fantastic.
Did your friends enter into the spirit of the night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Two did
one didn't know it was a vintage night. We looked fab.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)

A good time was had by all I take it?
Did you get nicely drunk on cider?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)

We all had awesome fun
even the girl who was on antibiotics and wasn't drinking had fun. I had two glasses of red and three pints of addlestones and I felt rough as old arses this morning. Most unfair.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

This is why it's important to keep a few small bottles of lager in the fridge
You can get up, have a shower and a beer and you'll feel spot on again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I have never subscribed to the hair of the dog theory
I still have half a bottle of wine and just thinking about it makes me shudder. If I'm really hungover just the thought of drinking again makes me feel actively nauseous.
Plus I had places to be, I had to drive to babysitting, sainsburys etc. Looking after children when you're hungover is really quite shit.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)

she danced with boys
while she had naked feet!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)

*faints*

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I totally did
when I woke up this morning my feet were filthy and I smelt of a cute mans aftershave. *grins*
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)

wooohooo!
the slightly odd thing about when I met people in Bristol is my coat smelled of a b3tan for about a week. Not sure who it was, mind.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)

How odd
but hopefully it was a good rather than a bad smell?
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)

yeah, was nice
which is a relief. I expected b3tans to smell of desperation and keyboards
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Has berk turned into the Sandie Shaw of OT?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I am not entirely sure who she is
so, no. Also, she probably dances like less of a spastic than I do.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)

She entered the Eurovision song contest in the sixties and sang in bare feet.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)

A barefooted singing type
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1tiqldaBGc
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)

*points at the old people*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)

*Flicks a V sign at the Badger*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Careful you don't break a hip

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Stop pulling that face.
If the wind changes it'll stay like that.

And they won't be able to laser it better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)