I'm on the wrong side of tipsy
Im waiting for my pizza, because diet's are postponed on weekends.
There's a dickhead in here with the crotch of his jeans below his knees. I hate him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

one of my students had such low jeans you could see butt crack :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:14, Reply)

You could see almost all of this guy's boxers
I wanted to set him on fire.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:31, Reply)

Why would anyone go out like that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:19, Reply)

He was a right prick to the staff too
His parents should be ashamed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:33, Reply)

Where were you? In the pub?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:34, Reply)

pizza place
Never mock those who prepare your food
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:38, Reply)

What a bell end.
Did he speak like an extra in Rasta Mouse?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:39, Reply)

Never watched it I'm afraid
Just kept saying how Turkey is a shit hole, when half the staff are turkish.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:41, Reply)

I hope they added some unrequested extras to his pizza.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:45, Reply)

So do I
He was a bellend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:45, Reply)

What pizza?
/fat internet stereotype
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:20, Reply)

Medium square pizza
Spicy beef, cajun chicken, pepperoni and jalapenos.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:32, Reply)

Aside from the jalapenos, that sounds damn good!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:34, Reply)

jalapenos are lush!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:38, Reply)

Nahh
You could easily replace that with more meat!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:44, Reply)

I think I ate that too quickly

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:46, Reply)

Not good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:50, Reply)