You've fed your beard?
food goes in to your mouth, Noel, and I don't recommend applying miracle-gro to your face.
I've cleaned, tidied and booked my holidays today.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am much beard at the moment.
I'm torn whether I should thin it out a bit before Oxford or turn up with my winter coat.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)

It's springtime man, get yourself tidied up
I'm all for a bit of facial hair but ye olde lumberjack, I've-shit-in-the-woods look only really works when there's snow about, you know?

I formulated the perfect jam for that bakewell tart today. It's awesome.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)

This is good advice, a little spring clean wouldn't go amiss.
I may rue you later in the week when it's frickin' freezing again.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)

The only thing it's due to do later this week
is piss it down, constantly and tiresomely. Here, anyway.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)

You're coming to Oxford?
Excellent times. Come in your beardaclava.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Woo Lampers, yeah that's a fab idea, ta.
Unfortunately it doesn't *quite* stay on my face, but if I get cold it's certainly an option.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I suggest this as I secretly want to try it on.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I'll try and remember, reminder set.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Yes boy.
I have a craft idea. But I don't think I have the skills. At all. Though if I do decide to try it would be AMAZINGLY AWESOME.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Intriguing.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Oh yes. I'll see how this week goes, before I invest in anything.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

if it's crochet I can teach you at the weekend
drunk crochet is best
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I want to learn anyway.
I'll find some needles and a little bit of my wool :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)

you just need a hook - a 4.5mm or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I am shit, by the way.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)

nonsense, it's easy
much easier than knitting, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I can only purl
Or knit. I'm so shit I can't tell the difference.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)

it'll be knit
I can kind of knit, but not that well. Seriously I don't know why anyone bothers, you can do way more with crochet.

/craft nerd
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I learn best with someone showing me.
Thank you!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:20, Reply)

What is your craft idea?
I'm sure you can make anything you put your mind to, unless it involves welding or requires a kiln or something.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

It's half formed but it's very b3ta-esque

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Also, tittape?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I'd love to say I don't know what that is, but I do.
I'm sure they work wonders on tits, but I'm not sticking anything sticky to my beard thankyouverymuch.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)

It's basically double-sided tape designed for skin to fabric contact
for women who don't wear bras because of a gapy dress, but don't want to reveal too much. I'd imagine if you put a few strips on your face it might keep the beard from slipping. But then you couldn't take it off.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I've unbooked my holidays today
With regret, but I need a new roof and that'll come to about the same as my usual three weeks in the States.

Bastard roofs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Where are you going on holiday?
Somewhere warm and non-British?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Travelling in Croatia for 10 days
I can't afford it but meh, fuck it. I'm going anyway.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Sounds good
Eastern(ish) European countries for the win.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)