single to mingle
nobody wants a card from a loser, that's far far worse than no card at all. i suspect that one of mine is from my ex, who seems desperate to cheat on his new wife. he sure as fuck never sent me one when we were together (apparently we never had a valentines day during our relationship. it lasted FOUR YEARS.)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Did you get together in a leap year?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)

no
it was an evil moon though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)

But you lasted 4 years
You must have been good together for most of that?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)

not tugging on that thread

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Oooh. Have we found your achilles heel?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)

nope
it's just very boring, like everybody's past relationships!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Is this the one
of QOTW fame? I'm sure you know which story I mean.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)

well guessed
same guy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)