ah jeff
anyone who really wanted to send me a cheese sandwich would find my address without gazzing me for it and ruining the surprise.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

But anyone who sent you a cheese sarnie would know that you'd just complaint about them wanting to make you fat.
And having seen your profile pic, you're not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:44, Reply)

that mirror is SO flattering
it's like something out of a fairground funhouse. everyone who comes over here begs me to let them have it, it knocks stones off you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:46, Reply)

Nonsense, I've had a rummage through the rest of your photos on facebook!

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:49, Reply)

better than al
and his "you only have your sparkling green eyes to remind you that you used to be young and attractive."

humph. i am so spilling my drink on his crotch at the bash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:50, Reply)

I'm sure whatever you're drinking, it'll double the value of his strides.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:57, Reply)