I got one from my mum to cheer me up
when I was about fourteen I knew instantly it was from my mum because the 'disguised' handwriting was exactly the same as the one she used from the Easter Bunny. It was nice to know that my mother thought the chances of someone being interested in me, were exactly as probable as the existence of the Easter Bunny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ouch, I'm sure that's not what she meant at all!

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

It meant that the Easter Bunny has the hots for you
And by 'Easter Bunny' I'm picturing the Cadbury's Caramel Bunny.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I have to say, the though of Amberl getting it on with a huge seductive rabbit
is both distressing and totally not sexy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Then why do you have an erection?
I can smell it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)