YOUR FACE IS BENT

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your nipples are bent!
(because of the piercing)
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Only til I get the other one done.
Your cock is bent!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Yeah, it's perfectly normal for it to lean to one side.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I don't know if it's just because I don't pay that much attention,
But I don't think anyone I've been with has had a bent one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)

If it's properly bent double
then that isn't normal, but leaning one way or the other is fine.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Al's is like a shepherd's crook.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

There was a truly fantastic bit of trolling
on some sort of mothers advice forum where this woman was asking for help about her sons penis that was severely bent and the doctor recommended getting an erection and then manually bending it back every day. She went on to say that her sons didn't have the patience and that she had been doing it for him, and after he ejaculated once or twice she would continue for about 30 minutes.

The replies were hilarious.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I saw that. Proper 'what the...?' stuff wasn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

The replies were spaced over a year or so too
people properly took the bait.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

There was also one
About a mother who used her sons' spunk as face cream. Never directly from the source, just gave them both a jar to catch their emissions in.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I scored a spectacular own goal with Lusty yesterday.
She called me a bender and quick as a flash I came zinging back with 'I only fancy you BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN'.

'So you are a bender, then'

Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Back of the net!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

She said when she came 'round the other day that she couldn't be arsed to make the journey home, so I suggest she dumps you and stays at mine for the night, but she declined my offer this time.
Which is a good thing really because my bedroom is a bit untidy at the moment and it wouldn't make a very good impression.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Beautifully done.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)