The sad thing is
she DID send them to herself, just so she could go on the internet and tell people that she's never met that she got them. Now, if you or I were to do something like that, we wouldn't actually bother sending the flowers, but Swipey couldn't get her head around the double lie this would involve.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm nipping 'round ASDA tommorow when it's all half priced so I can clean up all the leftovers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

By 'leftovers', I mean, the unloved and unwanted, rather than the food sense.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Just make a beeline
for the ladies with the smudged masscara standing in front of the half empty "cards and chocolates" display.

They'll be vulnerable and therefore easy
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

*Gets a few v-day gifts (about £11 worth) and takes them up the pretty girl on the counter*
"Please, my girlfriend is going to kill me, I've only got £10 but I really need these, can you please sort me out, you'll be a life saver, just this once."
* After a bit of begging and pleeding *
"Oh thanks, by the way, these are for you....."
*Hands over the stuff *

OH MAN, I should totally write a book.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Or a blog...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Oh man, I'll write up one tonight about all the smooth things I would do if I wasn't cripplingly shy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)