Pffft
Do you want a side order of croissants with that?

I received today exactly the same thing as I have received for the last *counts* 4 years: A gert big fuck all.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i've been in 3 and 4 year relationships where i got fuckall
this is why today is so surprising!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Sensible question time
if Valentines means a lot to you, why didn't you say something after the first time?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

the first time around we were at uni
and it never occurred to me.

the second time, if you want me to be brutally honest.... i didn't want another black eye/split lip!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)