Like you after a few gin and tonics
and you look over and think "You know, that Lampito, for all her obsession with anal sex, I wonder if she's ever considered what it would be like to be with a woman. I wonder if she might fancy giving it a try tonight?"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh Man
You should have seen Amberl and Lusty when they were at our apartment in Bristol. Pure FILTH it was.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Why was Amberl in Bristol?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)

For the bash the following evening
Do keep up, al.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Oh of course
I didn't go to that so I had forgotten.

I have to say, I'm a little jealous I didn't get to see that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)

It's all on film Al.
ALL OF IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Shh keep that quiet please

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I got a youporn account if you wanna make a few bob.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

You try keeping up when you're 25 stone of wheezing flab, Lab.
You have?

Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)

It was all in the chins though, and those I propped up on a vintage rollerskate

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Is this something else I was asleep for?!

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Probably
Your loss if you were, they did things that I hadn't even dreamt of before.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

she sleeps through all the good stuff

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I do :(
tenner says I'll be asleep before any of the rest of you next weekend.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

It won't stop them having their way with you though.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I probably would sleep through that actually
I can forsee that someone, at some future bash, is almost certainly going to draw on me in marker pen.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I'm going to bring several colours to Blousies bash especially.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)