he's not that fucking tall

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I presumed he could be lowered in via some sort of climbing harness...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

It'll be like 127 hours.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Christ...what manner of man can keep going for that long?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Sting?

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Haha! Yes, he probably can
He should write a book on his tantric technique - title something along the lines of "Learn complete control of your helmet by being a complete helmet."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I'm all for improvements on the 47-second-wonder
but I think 127 hours is perhaps excessive...
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I imagine that even your fanny would get a bit sore after that.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Perhaps we would benefit from Trudi's insight into this
"It's great that he last a long time, but it becomes a bit inconvenient after a while...especially when I'm trying to cook dinner or meet people for coffee."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

My arm got trapped between a beef curtain and a large piece of smegma
I had to cut my own arm off to get free.

But I still gave it a good sniff.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Like potholing?

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Somewhere near the coast.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Moist.

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)