plus I'm getting a cheap holiday out of it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

and after all isn't that what is most important?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

it's all v relative
i mean, say you want something decent but not too grand, eg 3-4 stars. if you go to tunisia or egypt even now, it'll prob cost you about £600 upwards for a week, including going out etc. but you could do an all-inclusive in barbados or jamaica from about £600-800. you'd spend much less because all your food/drinks are included, and you'd be in a really beautiful destination.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

It's £160 for a week 4* all inclusive in Tunisia at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You should take a few flags over.
You'd make a killing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

5* resorts are about £8-10 per person per night
Egypt hotels are even cheaper but the flights are expensive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

the thing that we found out, though
is that their idea of five star is some way from our idea of two star.

whereas the two star motel we ended up with in miami was really nice, comfortable, clean, great swimming pool and 2 mins from the beach.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

that's because thus far at least
our star rating is endorsed by the government.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

by which you mean NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

i am so naive, i was really shocked
when i saw some of the reviews of the tunisian five stars. this being said, i think it's worse for girls, and we were 3 single girls.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

naive indeed
stupid place to go on holiday if you are single girls.

"ooo, but it'll be really hot!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

this is why we didn't go...
..... the other 2 were blonde as well. extra camels!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

ah, I see
I misconstrued.

good work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

there is a reason for that though
even before all this, it wasn't a great holiday destination. we looked at it for an october break a couple of years ago, all the reviews on trip advisor etc put us right off. we went to miami instead and had a brilliant time.

it did cost more than £160 though, admittedly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Well shockingly I can't afford to go to Miami.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

fair enough
i'm not intentionally pissing on your chips, it's just that you don't want to find yourself somewhere that you really can't enjoy just because it was cheap, you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I'm sure it's not the intention
but that really reads like "I can't enjoy things if they are cheap"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

i just think £160 plus a week's precious holiday time is too much to waste
but i have occasionally been wrong before.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I have a hard time spending any money going on holiday to be honest

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

it'd be nice if I could afford a honeymoon
or to fix my car

or both.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

So you're not Will Smith IRL then.
*crosses Will Smith off list*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Random!
Oi loikes it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Places I've loved as a kid that have since become ruined (at the moment) by war/civil unrest/chavs
- Cancoon
- Kenya
- Tunisia
- Egypt
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Out of £600
That leaves £400 for prostitutes and 40quid for extra penicillin shots.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)