I ditched him on the M56 Popz,
so I'm free for the rest of V Day now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like to imagine that refers to Virginity day
and you're about to let Gonz pop your cherry.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Oh no, I'm saving my flower for my wedding day

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Is it a penis fly trap?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

This is excellent!
*click*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I've been known to use that term when being immature
and I'm going to give you a click.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Is that a form of sharpened zip?

( Kroney, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

It is, that's why I prefer buttons.
Not the one from Aladin either.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Marks'n'Sparks have a deal on at the moment, if you go there at the end of the day their ham and mustard sandwiches are £1.20.
So, you know, if you fancy it, and they've had a slow day, we could do something special and share a ham sandwich and a packet of crisps. Nononononon, put your purse away, this'll be my treat. This time. You can get it next time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I have some M&S fake Skips already. Share-size.
I've just saved you 49p.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

And with that, you've won my heart.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)