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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm watching Batman with lovely Lampers
Wouldn't want to be anywhere else. We have popcorn and everything. Who's jealous?
(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I am actually rather jealous
Wait a minute, salted or sweet popcorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Salted.
The obvious choice. Sweet (or WORSE toffee) popcorn is wrong.
(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Phew!
You're safe from my wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)
I really think newsagents should sell small bags of popcorn as well as crisps.
You can only get them in Pret, and it's major bucks. I spy a gap in the market.
(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Get your fists in there and exploit that gap!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
But I already do that
To Lampers.
(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Well then you're well practised
You'll go far.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)
...right up to the large intestine

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)
salty popcorn is nasty

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
No it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Yes it is.
Although I'm not big on the sweet stuff either, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I have a sweet tooth
or perhaps a whole damn mouth full of them
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I would show you my tits if you had butter popcorn.
THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)
are you both watching a film
and talking to eat other on here? you should text each other, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Nah, we're massaging each other and I'm eating popcorn out of her arsecrack.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
THE POPCORN HAS BEEN LOST

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)
THE POPCORN HAS BEEN FOUND

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
there is no frown deep enough to
express my disgust
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
oooh it's popping
this is exciting. It's like a mini war in my microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)

It's like a mini war in my microwave the sound of a thousand hymens breaking at riding schools the length and breadth of the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Popcorn or sweetcorn?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Urrrgh gorse

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
GORSE???
Fuck me, that's gotta sting a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)
You have no idea.

(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I'm somewhat pleased about that, I must say.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Is it like a spikey Magic Tree?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Like sitting on a pine cone

(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I had to check to see if you were replying to me there!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
it may still stand, you never know
always handy to carry butter popcorn with you just in case
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I'll never be without any

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)
me, which Batman?
and what kind of popcorn?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:28, Reply)
The original one.
With added music by Prince that I never noticed before.
(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
This is the best thing from any Batman film ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_B_n-Rbros
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Ah, the exploding shark.
Wish they could solve the rights issues to release the whole series on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:34, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I realise I have been remiss
in not keeping shark repellent in my helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Robin is really, really shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Cock Robin?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)
HAHAHHAHAH!!!!
not real, though, no bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I still have that soundtrack I loves it I do!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I went to Blockbuster and said, 'I want Batman Forever'
The bloke there said, 'You'll have to bring it back tomorrow'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)
LIES ON THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
When you take it back
does the box say 'Batman Returns'?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I love you too.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Yeap!
EDIT: My apologies for this from December.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1022455#post1022456
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I stole a Batman DVD once.
I was robbin'...

kill me now
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
You little Joker.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
This is truly a Dark Night.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Puns are the Bane of my life, Lampy.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)
don't be so twofaced

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)
You're Selina Kyle-ing me

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)
I can't think of any more Batman related puns.
It's a dis-Grayson and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Alfred you'll have to do better than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Ark@him, he should be in an asylum.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)

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