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Singletons.
What will you be doing this evening to disguise the fact you're a massive loser in the world of love?

And if you were to be whisked away on a date by someone, what would be the perfect first-date?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:47, 235 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
partying with other single friends
Alt: the perfect first date would be something they'd put a bit of thought into, so it wasn't just a generic first date
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)
Alt: the perfect first date would be something they'd put a bit of thought into....
Like your detailed answer? :)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)
well I'm not high-maintainence
So I don't have an idealised 'perfect' first date that I'll get upset if people fail to live up to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)
haaaaaaaaa
spending it at my parents so my roommate can be with her girlfriend alone
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)
I got a Valentines day card : )
Perfect first date would be a museum as long as there were no dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)
ooh who from?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:07, Reply)
Burt Chimpcaster.
He's a darling.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)
just don't let him
Get away with any monkey-business :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:10, Reply)
He even wrote it himself, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)
One handed?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:24, Reply)
Oh yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)
It made me giggle : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)
why no dinosaurs??

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)
I'm afraid of them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!




I'm a dinosaur
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)
*weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:29, Reply)
JurAlsic Park?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Nah, he's from the Cretinaceous period, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)
haha
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:03, Reply)
wow, really?
like you won't go to a museum that has them?

you really need to come here, we have Dinosaur Land
that will totally get rid of your fear
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)
OMG!
It just needs Richard Attenborough to run around looking scared!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:28, Reply)
that place is the shit man
the coolest bit is being able to crawl through the shark
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:29, Reply)
i wanna go there!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:30, Reply)
we can go in the spring time!
they also have these two long necks at the front of the store that you can climb on and take pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:38, Reply)
Just as soon as they invent
a point to point transporter. Why are cool things far away?

These are close by, mind, but I've never been www.showcaves.co.uk/dinopark.html
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:43, Reply)
oh that one looks much nicer than ours

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:47, Reply)
i think it just has a posher
website. One day I will go there, but I hear it's a bit expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:49, Reply)
nah, I've been to ours and it's a bit tatty

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:06, Reply)
museums and art galleries are good
gives you something to talk about and/or weed out the philistines
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:23, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)
Something that they'd let me go halves on.
Something fun, original and unromantic. Like Amberl, I don't have an ideal first date.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)
But if they offered to pay for it all
you wouldn't be offended?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I want to go for sushi.
I want inari. So much.

I don't know. Something nice. But I don't know what I want :( But I echo Amberl. Something thoughtful.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)
Damn. You've made me want sushi.
I REALLY want sushi now.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Are you implying you want to go down on Lampito?
Because she doesn't like that sort of thing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Well-remembered.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:27, Reply)
Don't you worry
when we go out, it's going to be all about the blow jobs, there won't be any reciprocal action from me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:28, Reply)
I'm not complaining!
I'm actually really hungry, now. This is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Hungry for cock.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:31, Reply)
I'm not a fan of chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:42, Reply)
do you have a file on her somewhere?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Right here on my computer.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:31, Reply)
smoooooooooooth

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Are you implying that lampito's tatami-iwashi isn't entirely fresh?

Google it!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:29, Reply)
I'm sure that Lampers has one of the freshest, sweetest tasting fou-fou's on the internet
she just doesn't like people finding this out for themselves.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:34, Reply)
again with the file

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:36, Reply)
It takes over your brain, doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:27, Reply)
Yes.
Muchly. I also google names of sushi to make a joke ^^up there. Now I'm even hungrier.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:30, Reply)
Tonight, I'll play some games, hang out on here maybe
Y'know, cool stuff.
My perfect first date would probably involve something like bungee jumping, paintballing, or messing around in a huge ball pit. At the end there'd be a kiss that would make old women blush.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)
I don't blush easy.
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:22, Reply)
You're not an old woman either
But in that case I'd like a kiss so hot it'd make Blousie blush.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:22, Reply)
huh huh
ball pit

pff
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Hurr hurr!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:24, Reply)
I dunno.
However, it's the missus' turn to cook this year. Peppercorn steak, chips and onion rings. Food of the gods.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)
Oh that sounds GOOD!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Nommy nommy steak.
We also have a mahoosive joint of beef in the freezer, ready to make the stifado :)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:23, Reply)
This makes me exceedingly happy!
My diet gets postponed for weekends...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:24, Reply)
It should have been £30
but was a half price offer. THAT'S how mahoosive it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)
Bloody Nora!
I'll starve myself the week before!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:31, Reply)
I'm glad I don't eat red meat : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:33, Reply)
Don't worry there will be saganaki, and possibly Greek fondue as well :)

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:35, Reply)
*jealouses*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:37, Reply)
You should be.
These dishes rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)
Woohoo!
I'm bringing some of those scones I made before.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:37, Reply)
This gets better and better!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:44, Reply)
There will be other people around, you greedy cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Those chins didn't form themselves Davros

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:37, Reply)
I'm betting it was like a massive tectonic plate movement as all the bits of skin came together.
Only quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:38, Reply)
pub quiz
same as every monday. Perhaps all those losers in relationships will be elsewhere and give us more of a chance to win
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)
I've heard valentines day is a good day to pull, being that all the taken ladies will be busy with their fellas.
Which means, I'll probably be heading oot on the toon for a bit of kissing.

Perfect first date would be somewhere that wasn't a cinema, a meal or any of that. Maybe surfing, or something a bit out of the ordinary so we're both out of our comfort zone. You get to know someone pretty well in a situation like that, rather than it being a 'dating job interview' like you'd get at a meal.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)
I'm in a bad mood.
I'm tired and I haven't done any Spanish. I was starving and ate my dinner already and I'm still hungry : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:24, Reply)

RAAAAARRRRGHHH!!!!


Still a dinosaur
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:27, Reply)
You're an Allosaurus aicmfp.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:28, Reply)
A lardosaurus?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:29, Reply)
A Cuntosaurus Rex

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:31, Reply)
or slightly more apt, a riojasaurus!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:30, Reply)
What did you have for dinner?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Thai fish cakes, mash and peas.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Mash?
With Thai fish cakes?

That sounds wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)
Tastes right.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Thai fish cake with sweet chili sauce is WIN.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)
Sweet chilli sauce isn't filling though.
Mash is.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:42, Reply)
You should have done some chips.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:45, Reply)
I wanted mash.
You're not the boss of me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:46, Reply)
But chips with fish cakes is better.
And healthy home made chips are better for you than buttery mash.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Not when you don't use a lot of butter and it's low fat.
*blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:52, Reply)
Lets not argue Blousie.
Not today of all days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:54, Reply)
I sure hope you sent here a valentines gaz via cupid!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:55, Reply)
a friend made me laugh a lot
by telling me how even the cleaning lady pitied her for not getting any cards
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:56, Reply)
No. Because Valentines day is fucking bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:56, Reply)
she's gonna be so cross
no internet sex for you
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)
Ok!
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:55, Reply)
not sneezing, sneezing makes the world go upside down.
somewhere quiet by the sea would be nice. Like a cave.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)
sneezing makes the world upside down
is that like love making the world go round?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:33, Reply)
no it's my bloody ear it's making simple things difficult

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:10, Reply)
You are Little Jackie Paper
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:35, Reply)
Give me some sympathy
I have a lovely fiancée but have been cruelly separated from her, until Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)
Restraining order?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)
hah
she wishes
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:46, Reply)
yeah
loads of sympathy from all us sad single bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)
*sobs onto laptop*
A few years of marriage and you'll be booking overtime on Valentines day.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)
I hope not

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:56, Reply)

overtime on Valentines day. a road trip with Labs in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)
beardy-love hmm?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:58, Reply)
don't be absurd
we'd be seducing our way round the US of A
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:02, Reply)
*highfives*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Getting drunk with other singletons
Seems it could be an easy way to get a kiss at the end of the night. More likely a punch, but it's worth a try!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:46, Reply)
I'm bored.
I'm off to my mums for an hour to play with the dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:07, Reply)
I'm watching Batman with lovely Lampers
Wouldn't want to be anywhere else. We have popcorn and everything. Who's jealous?
(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)
I am actually rather jealous
Wait a minute, salted or sweet popcorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Salted.
The obvious choice. Sweet (or WORSE toffee) popcorn is wrong.
(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Phew!
You're safe from my wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)
I really think newsagents should sell small bags of popcorn as well as crisps.
You can only get them in Pret, and it's major bucks. I spy a gap in the market.
(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Get your fists in there and exploit that gap!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
But I already do that
To Lampers.
(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Well then you're well practised
You'll go far.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)
...right up to the large intestine

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)
salty popcorn is nasty

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
No it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Yes it is.
Although I'm not big on the sweet stuff either, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I have a sweet tooth
or perhaps a whole damn mouth full of them
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I would show you my tits if you had butter popcorn.
THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)
are you both watching a film
and talking to eat other on here? you should text each other, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Nah, we're massaging each other and I'm eating popcorn out of her arsecrack.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
THE POPCORN HAS BEEN LOST

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)
THE POPCORN HAS BEEN FOUND

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
there is no frown deep enough to
express my disgust
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
oooh it's popping
this is exciting. It's like a mini war in my microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)

It's like a mini war in my microwave the sound of a thousand hymens breaking at riding schools the length and breadth of the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Popcorn or sweetcorn?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Urrrgh gorse

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
GORSE???
Fuck me, that's gotta sting a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)
You have no idea.

(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I'm somewhat pleased about that, I must say.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Is it like a spikey Magic Tree?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Like sitting on a pine cone

(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I had to check to see if you were replying to me there!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
it may still stand, you never know
always handy to carry butter popcorn with you just in case
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I'll never be without any

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)
me, which Batman?
and what kind of popcorn?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:28, Reply)
The original one.
With added music by Prince that I never noticed before.
(Charmander, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
This is the best thing from any Batman film ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_B_n-Rbros
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Ah, the exploding shark.
Wish they could solve the rights issues to release the whole series on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:34, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I realise I have been remiss
in not keeping shark repellent in my helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Robin is really, really shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Cock Robin?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)
HAHAHHAHAH!!!!
not real, though, no bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I still have that soundtrack I loves it I do!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I went to Blockbuster and said, 'I want Batman Forever'
The bloke there said, 'You'll have to bring it back tomorrow'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)
LIES ON THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
When you take it back
does the box say 'Batman Returns'?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I love you too.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Yeap!
EDIT: My apologies for this from December.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1022455#post1022456
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I stole a Batman DVD once.
I was robbin'...

kill me now
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
You little Joker.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
This is truly a Dark Night.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Puns are the Bane of my life, Lampy.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)
don't be so twofaced

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)
You're Selina Kyle-ing me

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)
I can't think of any more Batman related puns.
It's a dis-Grayson and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Alfred you'll have to do better than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Ark@him, he should be in an asylum.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)
it's my friends birthday today
and she has rather thoughtfully saved me from an evening of getting drunk and grumpy on my own. although I did just have some cheeky valentine's banter with a cute man in a clothes shop which has made me grin slightly. I don't have a perfect first date, it'd depend so much on the other person. Something not 'obvious'.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Up the arse, then...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)
in the ear is less obvious

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)
my bottom is south-bound traffic only, ta.

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)
I know this.
Hence the 'not obvious' statement. Because it would be the least expected thing ever.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)
So where are going with your mate this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1080939
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
pub in solihull
I am waiting on a platform for a delayed train freezing my little titties off :(
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Check you out with your busy social life!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I know, two outings in 4 days
this is unheard of! (and I can assure you it won't last)
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQltLElDQn8
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)
I always thought that was a scheme for getting young people set up in business.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)
No it's a killer pop song.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I'M MAKING CRUMPETS!
The batter is in the airing cupboard rising, and now I am going to get changed so my work clothes don't get covered! WOO
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)
don't crumpets just come in a packet and go in teh toaster

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)
"apparently"
they taste loads better if you make them. Also I can then be poncy whenever people mention them and say "oh... you don't make your own?"

I may need to spend some time in the bakery isle in Asda to really get any use out of that line
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
spending time in the bakery aisle
I'm not sure for what, but that is totally a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)
How you doughin'?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)
How is your leg today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Good thanks Jeff :)
It's all scabby now. Which is super attractive. If I wasn't baking I'd have like 40 dates to choose from tonight
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
two boxes of twenty?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)
nah
April through to May and ten days in June
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I think I'd start Mid March to get all the AWESOME days in

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)
hahaha I like yours more.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Do you have one of those things that puts the holes in?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)
...baking soda?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)
No, the little pokey things.
Some people use knitting needles.
I use hungry ants.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)
My recipe doesn't call for pointy things.
The baking soda makes the bubbles which burst by themselves making the holes
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I was messin abaaht

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Oh if I was TGB maybe I would have got the joke

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Oh hush.
I seriously thought that wasn't you the other night. I was being vigilant.
How are the crumpets looking?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Baking soda added, back in the airing cupboard
Cooking commencing in T-15 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I can't believe you haven't inserted the bubbles yourself with a bubble-inserter.
The youth of today!
Do you make pikelets the same way but just thinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Last time I used a straw
But I sucked by accident and hiccuped crumpets for a week
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)
There are worse things to hiccup.
Like cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)
or anything spicy

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Rather that than cucumber though.
So tasteless on entry, so strong on exit.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I don't really eat cucumber. And I'm probably not going to start now
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I've stopped eating it
but occasionally it's chopped into tiny pieces in a salad, and it infiltrates.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)
I'm impressed
if they turn out well I'll get the recipe from you. I fucking love crumpets
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)
any news on redundancy yet?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)
guess you missed my announcement this morning
I'm safe
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)
yeah I did, glad to hear it dude, now what about this redundancy?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)
how droll

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)
I'm still giggling so screw you!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)
naa, it was funny
how's the ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Ok cool I shall remember to tell you how they turn out and if it goes wrong I'll write you a "what not to do" guide :p

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)
that'd be awesome
thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:55, Reply)

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