it's my friends birthday today
and she has rather thoughtfully saved me from an evening of getting drunk and grumpy on my own. although I did just have some cheeky valentine's banter with a cute man in a clothes shop which has made me grin slightly. I don't have a perfect first date, it'd depend so much on the other person. Something not 'obvious'.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Up the arse, then...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)

in the ear is less obvious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)

my bottom is south-bound traffic only, ta.

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I know this.
Hence the 'not obvious' statement. Because it would be the least expected thing ever.

:)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)

So where are going with your mate this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1080939
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Ha ha ha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

pub in solihull
I am waiting on a platform for a delayed train freezing my little titties off :(
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Check you out with your busy social life!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I know, two outings in 4 days
this is unheard of! (and I can assure you it won't last)
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)