I'M MAKING CRUMPETS!
The batter is in the airing cupboard rising, and now I am going to get changed so my work clothes don't get covered! WOO
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

don't crumpets just come in a packet and go in teh toaster

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)

"apparently"
they taste loads better if you make them. Also I can then be poncy whenever people mention them and say "oh... you don't make your own?"

I may need to spend some time in the bakery isle in Asda to really get any use out of that line
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

spending time in the bakery aisle
I'm not sure for what, but that is totally a euphemism
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)

How you doughin'?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)

How is your leg today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Good thanks Jeff :)
It's all scabby now. Which is super attractive. If I wasn't baking I'd have like 40 dates to choose from tonight
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

two boxes of twenty?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

nah
April through to May and ten days in June
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I think I'd start Mid March to get all the AWESOME days in

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)

hahaha I like yours more.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Do you have one of those things that puts the holes in?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

...baking soda?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

No, the little pokey things.
Some people use knitting needles.
I use hungry ants.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)

My recipe doesn't call for pointy things.
The baking soda makes the bubbles which burst by themselves making the holes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I was messin abaaht

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Oh if I was TGB maybe I would have got the joke

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Oh hush.
I seriously thought that wasn't you the other night. I was being vigilant.
How are the crumpets looking?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Baking soda added, back in the airing cupboard
Cooking commencing in T-15 mins.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I can't believe you haven't inserted the bubbles yourself with a bubble-inserter.
The youth of today!
Do you make pikelets the same way but just thinner?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Last time I used a straw
But I sucked by accident and hiccuped crumpets for a week
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)

There are worse things to hiccup.
Like cucumber.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)

or anything spicy

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Rather that than cucumber though.
So tasteless on entry, so strong on exit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I don't really eat cucumber. And I'm probably not going to start now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I've stopped eating it
but occasionally it's chopped into tiny pieces in a salad, and it infiltrates.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I'm impressed
if they turn out well I'll get the recipe from you. I fucking love crumpets
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)

any news on redundancy yet?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)

guess you missed my announcement this morning
I'm safe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)

yeah I did, glad to hear it dude, now what about this redundancy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)

how droll

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I'm still giggling so screw you!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

naa, it was funny
how's the ear?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Ok cool I shall remember to tell you how they turn out and if it goes wrong I'll write you a "what not to do" guide :p

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)

that'd be awesome
thanks :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:55, Reply)