I got one right once.
Can't remember the exact detail, but it had the word 'boffin' in it. "Aha", I thought, if you take the word "off" out of "boffin", you're left with "bin", therefore that prize relating to that clue is Dusty Bin.

They won Dusty Bin, the stupid cunts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's better than anything I ever managed with Ted!
Why aren't you being all romantic DG?

(And I don't mean with me)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)

She's zonked.
Unfortunately. Lot going on just now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)

You've worn her out, clearly.
How was your steak?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Very nice, ta.
Unfortunately our oven is shit and conked out halfway through doing the onion rings, so we ate a bit later than planned. It keeps doing that and it's getting a bit wearing.

Guess what the first thing I'm going to buy if my redundancy comes off is?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)

And with that I need to hit the sack.
I'm utterly knackered.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)

A take away.
That's my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)