Ugh, seriously - the married guy is disgusting
Permit me to quote (this is just after he confessed he was married with 3 kids):

"Hi Bella. I currently have a large smile on my face that and interesting and beautiful girl would even speak to me. Morals are curious things and to some extent flexible in my mind. Does that make me a bad person? I have to say I would like us to see each other again on some basis, even if only for conversation. Meeting you has awakened something in me that has been dormant for a long time. xxxxxx"

That message was actually about twice as long, but mainly carried on in the same vein.

Then he sent 10 more messages (I didn't reply), inlcluding one saying "To be brutally honest, I want you to be my lover and my mistress xxxxxxxxxx"

*vomit*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Christ, he doesn't know you at all, does he
I'd strongly advise no response at all, but if you were to respond, I'd go with "it's been a long time since you tried it on with a 21-year-old, hasn't it?"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I eventually sent him a message that said
"I do not fuck people with kids. Stop texting me."

Nothing for nearly two days now. Yay.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*hides kids*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

what an arse
"Morals are...somewhat flexible in my mind"

complete twat. have an affair if you want, but don't try and justify it by discussing your morals.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Agreed
The last thing anyone wants to engage in during an illicit sex affair is a discussion as to how what they're doing is OK really

So I'm told
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

true
It's important to revel in the wrongness.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

He's a keeper.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)