I'm looking forward to your death, you ill-mannered beast.
I’m sorry if a post about a fabulous dinner I had makes you feel inferior. Perhaps it’s actually your innate inferiority that’s doing that, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I read that as
"moan moan better than you moan moan"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

That's because you are at best semi-literate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

you are at best
a bitter old man who spends all day on an internet forum talking to people he claims to dislike whilst crying over some massive drugs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

This is the nadir of an already dismal posting record.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

whatevs monty
I think I am going to go nom some nommynommy crumpets and maybe have a GLESS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Oh shit, didn't realise dyslexia was contagous, I read it the same way too !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

We waited three hours for you at the restaurant last night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

What sort of date do you think I am? I waited a whole 30 minutes for the chofure to arrive before I decided I wouldn't let myself get hurt again, not this time, not for anyone, esspecially not form you...
... and got the tube home where I cried my little eyes out over it and ate a kg of galaxy. Never again... never.... again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Well the dog enjoyed your steak anyway.

*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

You didn't tell me a dog would be there, I would have waited at least 2 hours for the choefure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

*dies laughing at choefure*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)