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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is it just me that's fed up of Monty's continuousI'm better than you threads? And his constand moaning? And talking about his stupid kid?
Let's not do a monty and moan about things though, let's talk about things you're looking forward to. So Oxford this weekend. YAY!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:11,
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Yeah I'm going!I'm going to sit next to you and we can talk all night and maybe I can plait your hair ok?
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oh I don't think my hair's long enough :(We should totally talk about our recent crushes/victims though
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:13,
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Woo for Oxord!I'm going to be well behaved. Maybe.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:15,
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Boring,I'm probably leaving about 10ish I want at least one person to have passed out by then.
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Best get plink-plink-fizzing early on then!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:17,
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It must have been obvious if I jumped on it.I normally leave it to the big kids.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:21,
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pft you're always well bahavedWhat's the worse thing you've ever done at a bash?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:17,
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Show you my testicles?Damn, I am tame.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:18,
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Have you been to the caves?They are quite spectacular, one cavern has tierd seating in for concerts. You might say it would be a good venue for a "rock" concert...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:24,
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Yup. Been there.Luckily we went the first time as I have developed a touch of the claustrophobes since. I like Ronda too and love Granada. Need to spent a month over there and hire a car.
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I didn't know Mr Zombie was touringHope it's a good one!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:17,
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Could be rewarding.Show's a sellout and I have a spare standing ticket.
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Me, Catface and spawn are going to call in on our way to the in-laws.Dunno yet if that'll be Saturday or Sunday. Sunday would be better since we've a child in tow, I guess, and we could hunt you down and make your hangovers seem even worse. Otherwise it'll be early Saturday evening. I could bring the photos from the disposable cameras from the wedding - so many tits. And a couple of cleavage shots.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:18,
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I wondered if you got those developedI honestly can't remember if my nipples ended up on them.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:20,
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This will be goodif it's Sunday you can come partake of our hangover cures
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:21,
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Won't beat burgers, though.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:28,
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wait til I drag you to Brown's cafebest fry-up ever.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:29,
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Best euphemism ever(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:31,
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I might get a later train, you knowIf that's ok. I'll see how things go.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:52,
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Are we thinking of the same one though?I'm thinking the little cafe in the covered market, rather than the half-decent eaterie near Somerville
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:01,
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fireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstonefireandstone
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:30,
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I SECOND THIS MOTION SO HARD(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:51,
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Oxford woo-hooI'm already planning
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:20,
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Yesssss Oxforda lot of my favourite people. I have a feeling it will be quite sexy.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:28,
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i am in bristol with rakkypainting the town various shades of disgraceful red. but we will be talking about you all and waiting for the gossip updates...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:29,
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You know what, you and I need to do dinner at some point.I'm yet to meet you, which is a disgusting situation.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:53,
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god i wish i was just starting uni againthings i would do differently:
- grow my hair and buy straighteners instead of looking like a young licker for the first year or so
- actually do some work, then i wouldn't have to whinge for the rest of my life that i missed a first by 1%
- not waste the entire 3 years only shagging the same guy
- actually bother to write for the student paper and maybe have had a career in writing instead
i've wasted my life.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:36,
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nah don't worrythe student papers are always shit and no-one gets a job with that behind them
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:39,
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well, ok. that one maybe.but the rest... "regrets, i've had a few, and then again NOT too few to mention" ...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:41,
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no you haven't wasted it at all.I'm still growing my hair. I hardly ever use my straightener. I'm sure I'll work hard and do okay. I don't want to write for the paper.
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Yeah, wasted your lifeWith your high salary, flat, car, health and successful social life.
I would have definitely done a bit more work, been a bit more forward with a few girls I later realised had taken a shine to me, and been a bit more active by doing rock climbing.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:42,
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I don't even want to think about what I should've doneit'd make me too depressed
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:43,
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Hindsight's a bitch(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:44,
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I had a fucking blastended up with a good degree without exerting myself and a wonderful girlfriend
I win!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:45,
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I had a great timeCould have got a better degree if I'd applied myself more in my 2nd year, messed up a good relationship, but other than that I have no real regrets.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:50,
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in hindsight I could have got a first if I'd applied myself just a bit more in 3rd yearbut I never wanted one
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:51,
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I missed out on a 2:1 by 2%Which I could have easily got in my 2nd year if I'd put more work in. My dissertation scored highly though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:54,
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I missed out on getting any grade by being a lazy fucked up peice of ass.I did pass my thesis though which suprised the hell out of me.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:58,
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Sexuality and the body in women's art.Something like that.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:59,
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Wow, my dissertation was on:reconstructing the paleoenvironmental history of the Gaordano valley through pollen and diatom analysis.....
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:00,
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ahemmodelling the impact of mangrove trees on water elevations in riverine basins
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:01,
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The effects of proteasome inhibition on the circadian clock mechanism in transgenic cultured zebrafish cells.(, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Comparing and contrasting how modern science fiction films invite the view to question the idea of reality(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:08,
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In my reality you fucked glowing fish in front of a board of professorsThey gave you a 3rd and you cried.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:15,
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I got a stellar mark, thank you very much.They were left awestruck.
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I essentially grew lots of yeast with a recombinant protein in itwhich I then tried to express and perform a pulldown with human cells, showing that there was an interaction between said protein and cells.
Yours sounds more exciting, to be honest.
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hemoglobin levels in the amphibious evolution throughout the Triassic-Jurassic periods in the archipelago subgroup of subtropical peninsulas.I KNOW BIG WORDS TOO !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:31,
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I think that although mine was severely lacking in graphs, it would probably have been more interesting to read.(
girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:06,
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I did mathsno essays for me!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:55,
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This1% I missed it by, so very annoying. And if I'd got a 2i I wouldn't be having so mucn trouble trying to get a damn PhD :(
Did get a first for my dissertation though, despite not having very much data.
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I spent the first year stoned and cruising2nd and 3rd year should've done more work, but i have a great job that pays well amongst people with 1sts and Masters from top 10 Uni's and they are no better at their jobs.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:57,
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yeah, it's made fuck all difference in the long runto be honest, knowing the guy who was my boss when I got hired, having a first would have made it less likely that I got the job.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:00,
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My Dad said he was always hesitant to hire those with firstsIt meant they were mostly more into the academia, rather than the practical side of things.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:02,
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they may also have kid themselves into thinking it actually means something in the real worldI've heard tales of the girl who consistently got the best marks on my course since she's been in industry and they are fucking shocking. Basically, she's shit at actually being an engineer.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:04,
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YepWe've had postgrads who've done a year long Masters course in computer forensics come join us fresh from uni. All bar one have been utterly shit, couldn't turn their knowledge into practical skills and for the most part have been very narrow-minded and belligerent. They never lasted long.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:10,
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If I'd passed my BA I would still probably be in the same place I am now.Art degrees aren't really a passport to high flying careers.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:11,
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In hindsight, I should definitely have gone to some lectures.I did ok but I didn't network anywhere near enough to actually get a job or a PhD afterwards.
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Haha, gutted.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:04,
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Gig on Thursday with DG, tourettes and beekers.Cumbria at the weekend visiting dad.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:34,
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Exciting, have fun!*Rememebers previous remonstartions*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:36,
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The only downside is that I can't get too drunk as I'm driving to Cumbria the day after the gig.(
girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:37,
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I just realisedI drunkenly posted on here last night as well. Sorry about that.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:34,
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Is Lusty coming too?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:42,
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Fuck YEAH!Wait, you're not coming are you?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:45,
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Fuck YEAH!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:48,
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REJECTION ONLINEYou have some nommy steak instead
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:49,
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I really do want to comebut there are child- and money-related reasons that may prevent my attending. Last night fucking cleaned me out.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:51,
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That's alrightI'll insist on seeing you and lusty next time I flee to London though. Be warned
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:55,
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Make this "fleeing to London" event soon.And we can go and have lunch at Hare and Tortoise, dinner at Tayyab's and breakfast at Joe's.
YES I'M HUNGRY HOW DID YOU GUESS
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:05,
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I want this to happen :(and now I apparantly have an overdraft, you might wake up to a knock on your door
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:05,
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I'll come to this!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:14,
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I'd bring brandyand desperate longing to be away from Oxford
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:12,
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I'm spending the whole weekend in London for the summer bash.You'd better start thinking of something interesting to do with me.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:12,
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I may just say fuck it and come anyway but it's a stupid thing for me to do.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:56,
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May I say I know fuck-all about alcohol(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:56,
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You may.Bring what you yourself want to drink - or don't even bother with that if you like: I can get some in.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:02,
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I bet you can get some inEy? EY?! *nudges*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:03,
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*hopes it's permanent*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:05,
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I will bring breasts instead.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:04,
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This sounds like a fantastic swap.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:06,
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Gin Lampers, Ginlast night for fifteen pounds I had a bottle of gin, a bottle of tonic given to me, and my share of seven bottles of wine. I feel this is good
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:04,
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I'm looking forward to your death, you ill-mannered beast.I’m sorry if a post about a fabulous dinner I had makes you feel inferior. Perhaps it’s actually your innate inferiority that’s doing that, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:45,
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I read that as"moan moan better than you moan moan"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:47,
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That's because you are at best semi-literate.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:48,
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you are at besta bitter old man who spends all day on an internet forum talking to people he claims to dislike whilst crying over some massive drugs
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:49,
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This is the nadir of an already dismal posting record.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:52,
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whatevs montyI think I am going to go nom some nommynommy crumpets and maybe have a GLESS
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:56,
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Oh shit, didn't realise dyslexia was contagous, I read it the same way too !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:02,
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We waited three hours for you at the restaurant last night.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:08,
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What sort of date do you think I am? I waited a whole 30 minutes for the chofure to arrive before I decided I wouldn't let myself get hurt again, not this time, not for anyone, esspecially not form you...... and got the tube home where I cried my little eyes out over it and ate a kg of galaxy. Never again... never.... again.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:12,
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Well the dog enjoyed your steak anyway.*cries*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:15,
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You didn't tell me a dog would be there, I would have waited at least 2 hours for the choefure.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:23,
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*dies laughing at choefure*(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:34,
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there is cake in the office todayI wasn't going to have any, but people were saying how nice it is. I've had a piece. It's fucking gross and now I have to finish it :-(
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:52,
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smear it in the cake-donor's faceand scream 'it just isn't good enough.' Finish with a Lord's prayer wank for additional cream
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:56,
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I can'tI feel too sick
it was like liquorice flavour or something. It was a fucking monstrosity.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:03,
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I'm looking forward to attacking Clint Dempsey and throwing him in the Thames the next time I see him.(, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)
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