where did you all go?
i've just sent out an email that says "kind retards" :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm sure lots of mongs are generous, I wouldn't worry about it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

hahahaha
I once sent an email that said "sorry for any incontinence caused"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

stupid qwerty keypad...
ha, yours is definitely worse. and probably caused some on the part of the recipient.

my dad once sent out a standard "we're raising overdraft charges" letter to a customer, and got back a reply which said "thanks but i'd prefer to continue paying you through the nose if possible". intrigued, he dug out the file, and his secretary had mistyped and put "per anum"... i think this is a brilliant response, wish my clients were this witty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

stupid letters getting in where they're not wanted

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I once made a library card for a Member of the Pubic

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

If they were late returning a book
Could you grab 'em by the short and curlys?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

you expect me to believe that anyone in liverpool could read it?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

It's a university.
Not a public library, where the criminally retarded come to eat pasties.
Actually, yes it is just like that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)