Well, with the injury faking, obnoxiousness, rape, greed and arrogance
you have many of the main points covered, however I would also like to point out how festeringly tedious it is, how chronically knuckle-draggingly braindead both the players and the fans are, it's overpriced, they're overpaid and the women that are associated with it are all a bunch of shrieking orange harpies.
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

some of the men are hot though
the spanish team looked blindingly tasty in their lovely dark blue kit this last world cup.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

They really aren't
oily, arrogant little scumbags the lot of 'em.
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Rapists too, don't forget

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

this is a beautiful summary

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Monty's is probably better
but since I lack his eloquence, it'll have to do.
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)