I understand what you meant
I was inferring that I've written dumber things than that, which you've read, therefore eliminating the possibility of that being the stupidest thing you've ever read. Especially since it actually makes perfect, albeit somewhat cruel, sense.

Ronaldo's nailed Paris Hilton, hasn't he? That would turn anyone gay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

DID HE NOW.
I love Paris, her birthday is on Thursday.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Dude
*looks genuinely appalled*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I'm American. What do you expect?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

You're intelligent, so I expect you not to love her
or even acknowledge her existence, ideally
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

HA! I'm so not intelligent.
And I do acknowledge her, I have her first cd and love it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I've changed my mind
I no longer want a mark out of ten
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

too bad, it was relatively high

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I issue my stock response to such a claim by an actual living female
I don't believe you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Proof, right there.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)