Of course you could always send him a message that doesn't make you sound like a creep weirdo.
It's a radical thought I know, but it might just work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm pretty sure I will not manage this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I know!
Why not copy and paste all of your previous message exchanges with this chap on OT and we'll help you write something.

I don't see how this can fail.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)

yup
nothing will go wrong there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Then do it!
*Waits*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Hello, my name's Crunchy.
I like dressing up in exotic costumes and hanging around in fields with like minded strangers at weekends.

HOLY FUCK, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I've not sent it yet
but I have mentioned soylent green. But to be fair the rest of the message is about timmy mallet time travelling
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I wish Timmy Mallet COULD time travel.
To either a: the time of the dinosaurs so he could get eaten, or b: to the point where John Logie Baird invented the television, if only to realise that perhaps it might not be such a good idea after all.

Granted we'd be denied various televisual delights, but it might just be worth it to avoid having to give screen space to that irritating, about as funny as a rectal prolapse excuse of an entertainer.

Oh, and Timmy, those lolwaki glasses - they may have just worked in the 80's, but these days they just make you look like a cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:18, Reply)

is he still on telly?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Apparently he's quite a talented painted.
Although I may have made that up, or been told it down the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I don't care.
Even in the 80's he was a colossal embarrassment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)

He gets wheeled out every now and again.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)