feeding them spliffs
and by being (I hope) good and amiable company
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And by having a haircut they can laugh at.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)

you are not in a position to judge my friend

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I have a fine short back and sides
and a beard of sensible length.


I'm in the perfect position to judge. Doggy Style, with your fiancee.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)

my beard is a sensible length
that length is "twice as long as most blokes hair"

my hair is like it is because I look awful with very short hair and can't be arsed with having to put stuff in it to try and make it look good with fairly short hair
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Monty, meet Monty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I like your new name.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)