^ This.
In a few years time it'll be cheaper to get a piggy-back from Andy Carrol than it'll be to drive anywhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Do you know,
only a few years ago weekends would be spent doing a 50 mile round trip to the middle of nowhere, in order to give the dog a good long walk and take in the fresh air.

Now it's like "we'll have to go somewhere nearby because otherwise it'll blow the petrol budget for this month".

Utter. Fucking. Bastards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)

I've got visions of you attaching the dogs lead to the bumper of your car and making the poor fucker jog for 50 miles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

You know what you do with a dog with no legs?
You name it Cigarette and take it for a drag...

/coat
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Don't start. I'll get asked to leave the Internet.
My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?........
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Fucking awful.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)

LEAVE THE....
Who am I kidding?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)

See other thread...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)

I did, after posting that.
Are we related?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)