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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:40,
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And it is rewarded withATTENTION FOR BLOUSIE!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:52,
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Uh, thanks Rory.I see your leonine self is back, rather than the ejaculate smeared bosoms.
Did I tell you I got more vintage Mo Wax vinyl? Ape Shall Never Kill Ape and Berry Meditation.
I have decided that my favourite U.N.K.L.E. era was when it was Lavelle, Goldsworthy and Kudo.
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Yeah I'm back, hopefully one day soon I'll leave foreverMo Wax vinyl is always a nice treat. I've revisited their excursions release recently and it still rates. I even tried out the music for a motion and found it better than I had remembered. Matrix material for you Rory fanboi's.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:55,
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Excursions was a good compilation. I have a duplicate copy of one of the Excursions vinyls.Silly me.
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Did you have a bad ting that needed to be made good?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:57,
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aww you cleverly saw through his trick(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:07,
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It's not a trickit's my latest name theme. I'm sure at some point I will become Professor Crunchalstein related incident.
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Are you hoping for some misguided gazes?you should change the source code of your profile each time.
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But then people wouldn't know who I was.Why would I want to do that?
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I'm not Dr Shambolic.Although I could be Dr Shalmbolic I suppose.
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this.If you can't manage every OT regular before May, I'll never show you my boobs again.
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It has to be well spaced and subtle as wellDon't just pile them all into one day.
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I think you meanchALlenge accepted
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:50,
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i'm not sure you'd cope with the lecherous gazzesthey might warp your fragile little mind.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:02,
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haone day i'll be drunk enough to give you my password. you'll have a fucking field day!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:08,
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I'm good thanks and still seeing in 20-20 which is awesomeMade any bread recently? If so where's mine?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:59,
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Then as soon as she offered the chance of regular cock on demandshe jumps
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Rastamouse is bloody geniusI love that one of them is all blinged up.
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I just watched that.It makes me want to cry for the future of the English language
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It's the act of buying non alcoholic Becks lager.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:57,
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Indeed.Makes up for not winning at the weekend even though we should have.
Also, evening Al, Aggers.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:35,
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Not a lot.Work, dishes, ironing, dinner. Filling the car with petrol was probably a highlight, really.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:51,
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Putting fuel in cars is rubbish.When I was 17, a tank of petrol was £11.80
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:01,
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SimilarI used to help my sister with her paper-round when I was 7 or so, and my reward was to be bought a chocolate bar at the garage on the way home. I distinctly remember petrol being 70p a litre.
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when i passed my test back in the dark agesor the 1990's as we called it then, most garages were about 55p. there was one in poynton that was 49p. unbelievable, it's not THAT long ago!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:10,
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It wouldn't be so bad, but trains aren't exactly value for money.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:12,
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A car is always going to be more convenient than public transporttherefore public transport should always be cheaper. It isn't. This pisses me off.
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Blame the fact it was sold off.Part of that though, was the genius/evil of Thatcher, she somehow, convinced the public to buy the assets they already owned.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:21,
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When you were 7?That was over 15 years ago. Petrol was much cheaper than 70p a litre 15 years ago. When I learnt to drive in 2002 it was 69p a litre.
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Was it bollocksthat was the same year I learnt to drive. 80-90p possibly, but not 69p.
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Suck it up Berkwww.speedlimit.org.uk/petrolprices.html
Suck it up.
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you can trybut she wouldn't suck you up with someone else's, al!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:24,
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Where I lived at leastit didn't go back down that much after the fuel protests, and that was in 2000. I'm telling you, when I learnt to drive it was about 80p a litre. I remember the first time I filled up my moped in July 2001 it was 73p I think.
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You can "tell me" all you likebut the evidence is clear berk.
Don't make me photoshop you, It's too late at night.
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don't make me strikethrough you eitherit is also too late at night
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:27,
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Strikethroughsare nothing like as funny as my brilliant photoshops.
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since when did the requirement to be funnyactually apply to anything on here?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:33,
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Yeah, but you said I looked like Zooey Deschanel the other day
frankly after that I don't really give a toss what you 'shop on to my face cos it'll still be pretty, unlike your beardy chops.
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You did manage to shop your own nose off on FB the other day, I noticed.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:35,
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It was just the colour balance and flash on my phone playing silly buggers.I still like that photo though, I look like I have lasers for eyes!
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Yeah, yeah.You were trying on your Voldemort dressing up costume, don't deny it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:38,
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That involves a black cape of some sortI was clearly wearing a red tshirt.
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Wait, you're colourblind?I'm sorry, I didn't realise.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:42,
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This is just making me even more angry than I already am.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:26,
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It's no good.It's just making me want to fill in potholes, Al. AND I WILL NEVER BECOME CAMERON'S PUPPET!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:30,
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Were we not throwing bombs at an oil producing country at the time?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:37,
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Dropping them, possiblyor firing them. Throwing them...not so much. Trebuchets are so 14th century, and I can't imagine a load of army chaps capering up to the borderline and giving it their best overarm welly.
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You clearly don't watch Scrapheap Challenge!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:43,
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In 2000There was a 50% increase.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:31,
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*Splits shirt and turns green*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:33,
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I remember diesel being 49p a litre.It used to cost me around £15 a week to fill my old 106 up, for which I got 500 miles to the tank.
Fucking robbing government cunts.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:11,
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now now dgthey spend it all on brilliant things, that's why the motorways and roads and public transport run so so smoothly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:13,
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Yeah, right...And, of course, all the resurfacing and maintenance will be carried out by troops of happy volunteers, bearing veritable hardons at the thought of contributing to the Big Society. Pot holes will no longer be repaired using tarmac, but the emulsified ejaculate of a thousand eager navvies, all desperate to do their bit for good old Blighty.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:17,
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^ This.In a few years time it'll be cheaper to get a piggy-back from Andy Carrol than it'll be to drive anywhere.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:14,
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Do you know,only a few years ago weekends would be spent doing a 50 mile round trip to the middle of nowhere, in order to give the dog a good long walk and take in the fresh air.
Now it's like "we'll have to go somewhere nearby because otherwise it'll blow the petrol budget for this month".
Utter. Fucking. Bastards.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:23,
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I've got visions of you attaching the dogs lead to the bumper of your car and making the poor fucker jog for 50 miles.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:26,
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You know what you do with a dog with no legs?You name it Cigarette and take it for a drag...
/coat
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:44,
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Don't start. I'll get asked to leave the Internet.My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?........
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:45,
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Fucking awful.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:46,
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See other thread...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:48,
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I did, after posting that.Are we related?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:50,
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The first time I ever filled a car with petrolI was astounded as it cost £150, back in 1993. To fill up a mini.
Imagine my dismay when I returned to the car after paying, only to have all the petrol spill out on the forecourt when I opened the doors.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:14,
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I got change from £20 the first time I filled up my miniless than a decade ago. Hmph.
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It's a fucking disgrace.My 1 litre 107 costs about £43 to fill up. When I bought it a year ago it cost about £36. This time next year, I'm probably looking at £50.
And the price of butter's gone up, and some darkies have just moved in next door.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:41,
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already here, jeff(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:00,
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Crunchy'Now with minimal chlorine'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:04,
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I smell more like a smoothie nowI'm not sure why they make conditioner smoothie flavour, because it doesn't taste like one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:18,
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It's the act of aiming to *SPANG* someoneBut instead throwing red wine over them instead, before cracking up with laughter.
EDIT: Also, it's called Beakering, as Beaker from the muppets used to speak that way - 'Mememememe' - get it?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:09,
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Go out for dinner, rather than cooking?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:59,
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urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghi never want to think about dinner ever again, i have eaten so much i feel sick.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:01,
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Where did you go and what did you have?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:03,
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giraffe with old uni flatmateswe had nachos with blackbean chilli and pesto topped bruschetta and jalapeno risotto and skin on fries and double bubble chocolate cheesecake... urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:04,
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That sounds fantastic.What wine did you go for?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:06,
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How much vodka did you manage?(including sides)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:07,
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always with the questions...you're like senor questioning mcquestion of the spanish inquisition!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:09,
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we're not talking about your moss-encrusted vagina here(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:07,
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omg I'm so making Tiffin Cake next weekNOMNOMNOM
*runs away again*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:47,
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Sounds goodI made chilli again tonight, it's currently in the slow cooker. By the time I serve it out into portions in the morning, it's going to be pretty strong. Not hugely spicy, but seriously strong flavoured. Went with 4 different types of meat this time - chorizo, beef mince, bacon and spicy sausage.
Can't wait!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:56,
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