Okay, you two made me chuckle.
Especially when I read this exchange after reading this one...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sorry TRL
How is life treating you? I don't think we've exchanged messgaes before, I'm Jeff, I don't really fuck dogs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Yes you do.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Ssshhh.
It's supposed to be a secret.

I've got NO IDEA why people think I fuck dogs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Nor I.
Likewise, I have no idea why people might think I'm a sad, Dalek obsessed eejit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Pfft.
"Jeff the hero? Oh no. But you fuck ONE dog..."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Ha ha ha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)

But it was a SMALL dog.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)

But a DOG! How low can you get?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Pretty low, if it's a miniature pinscher.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)

Oi'll set em up, you knock em down.
Badum Tish.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)

Thanks by the way for the 10/10 you gave my Valentines verse.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)

No prob. It was apposite and made me laugh.
Proper lolled like an evyfing.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:12, Reply)

Liar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Aaaarggh! No!
Fire extinguisher for my pants please!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:49, Reply)

It's because you spend time looking after your skin.
EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Heh. No apologies needed at all.
I had a very shit day, so that laugh was needed.

(I was in court on a driving charge and lost hard, and now have a restricted license. 'Nuff said.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Ooh, shit.
Not good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:59, Reply)

It will be okay.
As a friend put it, I've spent years chauffeuring my kids and others around, so now it's my turn.

Besides, this gives me a reason to ride my bike more.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Hardly 'Nuff Said.
I want ALL the details. Were you running Moonshine? What happened?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:59, Reply)