You'll go to bed singing that.
What is your favourite football chant?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

At the moment?
Probably (to a Beach boys track I can't remember the proper name of):

Get out of our club,
Get out of our cluuuuuub,
You fat fucking bastard,
Get out of our club.

I proper guffawed when I heard that being chanted during a live match, and the commentators trying desperately to talk louder so it couldn't be heard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:02, Reply)

That would be the refrain of Sloop John B.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Ah yes, thanks.
I couldn't remember it. All I could think was "Let me go home".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Right, I need to go to bed.
Night all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)

You'll sleep better now.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)

I'll go for the following
(To be sung at stadiums of various sizes, the larger the better)

My garden shed! (My garden shed!)
Is bigger than this! (Is bigger than this!)
My garden shed is bigger than this....
It's got a door, and a window.
My garden shed is bigger than this!

Apparently there are dance moves involved and everything,
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)

but what is the tune?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Have a listen.
I'm not a Villa fan, but it's quite clear here.

fanchants.com/football-songs/aston_villa-chants/my-garden-shed/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:13, Reply)

Ah the old "Oh when the saints" tune. A serviceable old warhorse is that one.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:16, Reply)

This still gets a regular outing
fanchants.com/football-songs/bristol_city-chants/palace-family/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)