my old flatmate used to be head of marketing for yakult
she said people would send in the most extraordinary tips and pictures of ways to re-use old yakult bottles. i can't think of a single one, they are small and crap and plastic. and i also don't think i could bring myself to put yakult in my mouth, curdled rank thick white stuff.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is it yogurt or milkshake?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

i think it's one of those bacteria-fest things
urrrgh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's not well known, but scouse con-man Derek Acorah lost his job on "Most Haunted" for advertising bio-yoghurt, in breach of his contract.

That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult.

*LTI*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

"GERRIMOFFME SAM!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Mary loves Dick!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

She just has this great love for DICK!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

*Waves!*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

*waves*

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

why don't you set yourself a challenge
to go a whole day without making a single shit pun or "joke"?

we'd all pay you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

It's ALWAYS about money with you, isn't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

nothing else is important though Jeff
god forbid that anyone would consider one to be cheap!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

oh, i see
you'll both turn down a payrise when it's next offered, will you?

that's easy enough, pass it onto me instead, i could buy some more things and post pictures of them on here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

naa, not at all
if someone gets themselves into a position to earn a dickload of money then I salute them.

I don't think my payrises would help though, last one has got me a grand £34 a month extra
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

sometimes the acknowledgment that you are doing a great job
is actually far more important, esp in the current difficult times where you don't expect a payrise because everyone is sharing the pain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

that is true
I've had good feedback in the last week and it's been quite a boost.

I'm probably alone in my industry in thinking that I'm actually fairly paid as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Not everyone's sharing the pain though
The rich get richer *sighs*
It's true though, acknowledgment is a better reward than money once you're earning 'enough'. If we don't get a payrise here that's at least in line with inflation then I think some folk will kick off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)