one man's smugness IS another man's arrogance though
and one man's standoffish-ness is another man's crippling shyness. you can prefer to think of it how you want, you can't control what other people will think of you as a consequence. your comment to me is proof of that - if you knew me in real life, you'd know that i am being flippant most of the time and that much of what gets posted on here is exaggerated for hyperbole or to disguise real facts. but as you don't, you choose to take me literally and think i am spoiled and arrogant. surprise surprise, this is exactly how some of your stuff comes across too! it's just supposed to be funny or entertaining, which is how i always take it.

now shut up and tell me what kind of pants you are wearing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

got to have a bit of a dig sometimes though ;-)
I'm aware that I may come across as arrogant, but like you I'm rarely serious, particularly on here!

two-tone blue CK trunks. You?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

the actual non-flippant truth is
that i think you're lovely, so there. deal with that!!!

erm... red lace. but not real lace. marks and spencers lace, and guess what, they were 2 for £10. but don't tell anyone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I don't know how it happens
I'm fairly consistently horrible to everyone and yet they still insist on finding me likeable. It's like a curse or something.

It's ok, I didn't pay anywhere near full price for all my designer pants.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

maybe it's because it's all relative
the comparison with everyone else makes you look shinier than you are?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

on here perhaps
because it's populated almost exclusively by cunts, but that doesn't apply so much to my real life social circles.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

2 for a Tenner?
Will you wear them for a fortnight without changing them, before throwing them in a bin?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

no
i'm not the one from bristol, remember?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Well that was cutting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)