I was worried, actually
I never suspect her of shagging anyone else but I do fret that she's been horribly murdered when she's late, because she's generally like clockwork. And she knows this, which is why she apologised.

I did take umbrage when it turned out that my worry could have been averted by a quick text
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She's like clockwork because you beat her at 7.01pm every night.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Me? Hit someone?
Really?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Yes.
You beat her with her own shoes!
(I've no idea where this is going.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Does using your own shoes make it worse?
Even if hers are dainty ballet pumps and his are whacking great workboots? Is that why hitting your wife with an iron is so frowned upon?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:24, Reply)

As if I don't also have Ballet shoes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I wasn't talking about your case specifically, you mincing tart.
It was a general enquiry.

Would Saddam Hussein's statue have been more upset if that old fella had beat it with its own slipper?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I can assure you that is the last thing I would beat her with
Her vengeance would be twice as terrible if I damaged any of her shoes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)