Oh she was late for tea
It wasn't a date and she didn't know it was special.
What's rude abotu being late home? They live together. She hardly missed the first act of La Boheme.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was under the impression that it was a special occasion

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I see your point, in principle
but we always let each other know if we're going to be late. Trust me, I'd have got it in the neck if things had been the other way round
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)

life's too short to get cross with someone you love over stuff like that.
And tell her the same, the drunken harridan.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:23, Reply)

This is possibly the truest thing anyone has ever said on the internet
With the obvious exception of Lab's masterwork
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:28, Reply)

You mean that 'roll' thing he does with his chins?
Like Chunk does with his tummy?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I was actually referring to "Men are shit, women are crazy"
but I would LOVE to see that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:33, Reply)

-:((((((((

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Every time I see that I am going to have to respond with
mrrrgllgrglllrg
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:38, Reply)

It did make me chortle last time
It has made me guffaw today.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:39, Reply)