But I'm allergic to coffee and need to wake up.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Also, coffee is shit

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

You're allergic to coffee?
That's unusual. I don't know how I'd cope
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

By not drinking coffee, I assume.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

If I woke up allergic to coffee I'd invest in stocks of Red Bull immediately

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Tea is better anyway

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Pro Plus for me
Unless I'm exceptionally hungover, then it's double vodka Red Bull.

It's weird though, I can drink decaff coffee and have other caffeine based things, but coffee = bad.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

How bizarre
I should've known you'd have your wakeup cures lined up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

It's the same with pear cider
I just can not drink it.

Anyway, I should probably stop whinging about things I can't drink and go put some make up on. I get to go to CHURCH today!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Won't you burn in there?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

God gives me special dispensation for weddings, funerals and christenings.
He's nice like that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)