I never understood the point of a hoop and stick.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You stretch your anus around the hoop
and then use the stick to help in case of an erection failure.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I died a bit inside when I read this.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Did you wish you have thought of using a stick yourself?
You probably need some sellotape too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I think Al has killed me inside completely

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

hahaha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I can't imagine anyone in the vicinity of Lampers has ever suffered from erection failure though.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Oh, they have.
First touch of a woman nerves, bless his heart.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Awwwww
that's sweet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

And there of course was the one who couldn't get it up twice in about half an hour
I mean, like, what is THAT all about?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

How on earth did that give him erection failure?
Going off like a cracked fire hydrant, I can get. But not that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

He was terrified and got severe peformance anxiety
Or I'm really ugly, I don't know.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Even if you were ugly, which you're not,
you were a naked girl touching his cock, he wouldn't have been looking at your face. But if he had he would have been looking at a lovely face, so that wouldn't be a problem, but he still wouldn't have been looking at your face.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

And I had great tits at that age, too.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with your tits now.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I shouldn't have brought them up.
The Stingrays should remain beneath the sea floor.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

ALDATRON

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Well, some people get nervous
though I would have expected the fire hydrant, some people react differently.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)

The point was it got the little bastards out of the house and,
with a bit of luck, miles away.
Had to be the right kind though, with a stick attached.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)