Before going back to him with a rant
Why not see if you can find an exhibition of conceptual art in an agreeable location and suggest you go there together, just to see if you can change his mind?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oooo, this!
offer to change his mind!
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Did I do good berk? Did I?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

For once...

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

*BEAMS*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)

a L
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)

We'll you've cheered up.
And my spidey-senses detect TENNIS-COACH-HOTNESS is the cause.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I have had a terribly long, crap day
but I am a touch more cheerful now, yes. Just a touch. Work will still be shit in the morning though.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:08, Reply)

You've got a fun weekend planned though.
Will that be enough to get your through tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I hope so
I may have to buy emergency chocolate on the way in to work though, just in case.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:11, Reply)

What sort of chocolate do you turn to in your hour of need?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)

...any available?

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:15, Reply)

It's gotta be the Crunchie on a Friday.
It's the law.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)

leave me out of this!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

heh
What chocolate would you buy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

hard to say, I get all flustered at the decision
picnic or caramel or dark bounty or fruit and nut..aaaaaaahhh too much choice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I don't think I've ever eaten a Picnic
Are they similar to the Lion bar?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:28, Reply)

yes
but better as they contain raisins. Everything is better with raisins
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I might have to try a Picnic one day.
No rush though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I prefer other sorts of chocolate
Crunchies make my teeth hurt. It's Cadbury's Caramel or Galaxy hazelnut for preference.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I'd go with the caramel.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Don't like hazelnuts?
they are the best kind of nut.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I do like hazelnuts.
But I'd rather a caramel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Sometimes it's too sickly though
rarely, I admit. But sometimes.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

What wouldn't you ever buy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Errrrrrm
I must admit, I'm struggling to think of chocolate that I wouldn't eat in an emergency. Not a big fan of mars bars.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I'd never buy a creme egg.
A mini creme egg, fine. But not a proper one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Actually yes
creme eggs are vile. I ate too many of them when I was about 4 years old, had a massive creme-y, chocolate-y vom and have never been able to stomach them since.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

The small ones are fine, they come in a bag.
But I don't think I've ever seen a full sized egg that has been properly, 100% covered in foil.

God only knows who has handled it.

(Eek! We've headed off to the right!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

god, you're smart

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Doffs hat.
Why, thank you lady.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Hmmm, maybe
He is a bit far away, mind, but I like your thinking, also if Berk and Kristine agree, it must be good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Otherwise, tell him you know of a PUB that is big on conceptual art, and arrange to meet there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)

alternatively:
"There's an exhibition in my pants and you're invited to the opening"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Your pants have an opening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)

otherwise how would I get my legs in?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'm not sure if this will send out the right message to the man you're not meeting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)