Well it's so lively here, I'm going to put some dinner on!
I'd ask what you're all doing, but I'm guessing you're all off doing stuff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:56, 131 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"Is that garlic I thought it was an onion"
My housemate's girlfriend just now.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Is your housemate going out with one of the mong kids from Jamie's School Dinners?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Pretty much.
Nice girl, but I don't think she's ever chopped an onion.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

not really
just watching some youchoob
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

What are you watching?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwimc4cvUmQ
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

that's scary

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I love 50 cent so much, he makes me tingly

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Evening Jeff
Just back from the gym, made some mustard and Gorgonzola mash and reheated the last of my venison casserole. Am now full and sleepy and drinking a bottle of Badger's Golden Champion.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)

that sounds like a sword from narnia or summat

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Tanglefoot has been on offer recently.
4 bottles for £3.00
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Not round here
There was an offer of 3 bottles of Badgers for £4, and I had a £1 off if you buy 3 bottles of Badger. So that worked out alright.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Cheap beer is cheap beer!
Unless it's shit beer, which is still shit, even if it's cheap.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Tescos value bitter
is actually drinkable. It's only 2% though. I used to keep some in for when I was drunk and didn't want to get any drunker. Then I learned shame.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I've never tried it.
My sister once gave me 4 cans of Tescos Value Lager for my birthday one you, having previous said to me that she was a bit 'skint'.

(Turns out, she'd got me a proper gift as well and it was just her idea of a joke)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

really?
This seems unlikely (the bit about it being drinkable)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Nope
it really was. A bit nutty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

At 2% it might be worth slinging a can in either a pie or a beef casserole.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I have friends round they are irritating me now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

because they keep trying to open my jam Jeff.
It's mine.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Were you hoping to keep you jam?
Well, I say keep your jam. I actually mean preserve.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:58, Reply)

nice, yeah it's the last of the batch I made before christmas
they can sod off.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

To be fair they're probably thinking the same.
"He's invited us round and is just sitting in the corner of the room on his laptop".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I'm just back from tennis
cute tennis coach is still cute and veeeeeery definitely flirting with me. I was in an utterly vile and miserable mood, but I've cheered up a bit now. For some reason.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Wayhay!
Love all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Pffft
I don't think I'll make a play for him but I am quite definitely going to enjoy the flirting. Haven't seen him since December 2009 but he remembered who I was and everything.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Do you know the time, day and exact date when you last saw him too?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I could probably work it out
but that would be weird.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

You're right. Let's just leave it at December 2009.
How did the tennis go?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

In all honesty
I played like a spastic. But there we go.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugehUkHQSzM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I moved more than she did
but I returned about as many balls..
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Can you do this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttoXVwmuX1I
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I didn't even have to wait for it to load
to be able to say categorically: no.

EDIT - fucking hell, Roger Federer is only 4 years older than me?!
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Fucking hell! Roger Federer is only 7 cunting years younger than me?!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

This is better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37qyvTRVus8&feature=related

I saw this live (I think it was in the semifinal of the 2010 US open) and I remeber thinking "He's missed it. He's left it too late. He's OHMYGODDIDYOUSEETHAT!" Everybody in the pub who happened to be facing the screen was just stunned.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

This is pretty special as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQHHBWbtEmA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Cooking
Then I have to finish off some lab work write up stuff that I've been putting off for ages, then I might be off to play a bit of poker.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Pub, casino or online poker?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Home game
With a few friends of mine at uni. I'm cutting down on the casino poker at the moment - only really playing one tournament a week now. Could play pub poker, but there isn't really anywhere around here with interesting stakes since the new gambling laws came in. Back home I was playing in £20 tournaments with over £100 to the winner - and I had a pretty good win record in them (about £200 in profit last summer, for example). Up here they have the same number of players, but only a £5 entry fee. That means I can play for four hours and if I come third, I still only get something like £20.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

just finished reading a book, had a bath and drunk a tasty cider
I'm warm, wrapped in towels, and just got a message from the guy I'm not meeting in Oxford, so he may actually be interested, I suppose.

that's a pretty good evening, right there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Woo! Go Crunchy.
What did the bloke you're not seeing say?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

nothing exciting
just a continuation of the conversation we'd been having. Oh, and he dissed conceptual art, he knows not the rant I will be replying with. I might have to tone it down before I send it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Before going back to him with a rant
Why not see if you can find an exhibition of conceptual art in an agreeable location and suggest you go there together, just to see if you can change his mind?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Oooo, this!
offer to change his mind!
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Did I do good berk? Did I?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

For once...

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

*BEAMS*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)

a L
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)

We'll you've cheered up.
And my spidey-senses detect TENNIS-COACH-HOTNESS is the cause.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I have had a terribly long, crap day
but I am a touch more cheerful now, yes. Just a touch. Work will still be shit in the morning though.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:08, Reply)

You've got a fun weekend planned though.
Will that be enough to get your through tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I hope so
I may have to buy emergency chocolate on the way in to work though, just in case.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:11, Reply)

What sort of chocolate do you turn to in your hour of need?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)

...any available?

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:15, Reply)

It's gotta be the Crunchie on a Friday.
It's the law.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)

leave me out of this!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

heh
What chocolate would you buy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

hard to say, I get all flustered at the decision
picnic or caramel or dark bounty or fruit and nut..aaaaaaahhh too much choice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I don't think I've ever eaten a Picnic
Are they similar to the Lion bar?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:28, Reply)

yes
but better as they contain raisins. Everything is better with raisins
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I might have to try a Picnic one day.
No rush though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I prefer other sorts of chocolate
Crunchies make my teeth hurt. It's Cadbury's Caramel or Galaxy hazelnut for preference.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I'd go with the caramel.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Don't like hazelnuts?
they are the best kind of nut.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I do like hazelnuts.
But I'd rather a caramel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Sometimes it's too sickly though
rarely, I admit. But sometimes.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

What wouldn't you ever buy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Errrrrrm
I must admit, I'm struggling to think of chocolate that I wouldn't eat in an emergency. Not a big fan of mars bars.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I'd never buy a creme egg.
A mini creme egg, fine. But not a proper one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Actually yes
creme eggs are vile. I ate too many of them when I was about 4 years old, had a massive creme-y, chocolate-y vom and have never been able to stomach them since.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

The small ones are fine, they come in a bag.
But I don't think I've ever seen a full sized egg that has been properly, 100% covered in foil.

God only knows who has handled it.

(Eek! We've headed off to the right!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

god, you're smart

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Doffs hat.
Why, thank you lady.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Hmmm, maybe
He is a bit far away, mind, but I like your thinking, also if Berk and Kristine agree, it must be good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Otherwise, tell him you know of a PUB that is big on conceptual art, and arrange to meet there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)

alternatively:
"There's an exhibition in my pants and you're invited to the opening"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Your pants have an opening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)

otherwise how would I get my legs in?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'm not sure if this will send out the right message to the man you're not meeting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I'm busy admiring the picture of me on the (Craven Cottage) pitch with World Cup winner and Fulham legend George Cohen.
It's great when your mate works at the club and invents competitions for you to win.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Shimmy on down here then Jeff
It's not actually the prospect that someone has caressed my creme egg that troubles me, it's the manky gooey innards.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I don't like Creme Eggs.
loathe them in fact.

How're you then, berks?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)

they are horrible things
I'm so-so. Epicly shit day at work balanced by copious flirting with cute tennis coach.
How's you?
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

ehhh so it wasn't a total loss then!
I am... awake. And eating. And showered. All ready for a day of absolutely NOTHING.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Haha, it's all go go go for you then?
how long til o-week?
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Sorry to butt-in.
YouTube suggested this for me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L0p2bLOoHU

Which is a surprise, as I've not listened to anything by the DC on YouTube, but oddly, I have this on CD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I can't help but feel you're trying to say something with that choice of track
I'm really not sure what it is, though...
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:08, Reply)

It's okay.
I'm listening to the Wannadies now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Youuuuuuu and meeeeeeeee always?

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Someone somewhere.
I'm now listening to SuperGrass.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Well..
I'm watching Invader Zim.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)

What's that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)

A very silly, very under-rated
cult cartoon about an alien who's sent to earth to take over the planet, but is so utterly useless than he keeps getting foiled by this 10 year old nerd. It's good, but weird.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)

it's a great show.
I know someone who has the Invader Zim logo tattooed onto the back of his neck cos he loves it so much.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Woah
it's good, but it's not that good. That's quite some commitment there.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Sounds a bit geeky to me berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

But in a good way
and besides, why are you saying it like that's a bad thing? You're on a messageboard full of internet shut-ins, for fucks sake.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)

ahaha, nah, he was a twat for getting it done.
he should have got something more along the lines of White Ninja instead in my opinion. If you're gonna be a geek, go the whole hog.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I'm not judging you berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)

yeah I know.
I called him a twat when I found out he'd done it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:28, Reply)

I move up on Sunday next week, and O-week starts on monday the 28th.
thing is most of the O-week activities seem to be drinking focused.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Did you get lots of drink-training completed when you were here?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)

I went "properly" drinking once - and that was in London at my bash.
I stayed off the booze after that for the most part. except for one night when I went out for tea and there was free champagne cos we had to wait so long for our table.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Well Uni drinking will be fun, surely?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)

not really. I don't drink for the most part because I'm on medication that conflicts with it.
so the whole time I have to monitor my intake and if I drink too much, I can't take my meds until the next day and that stuffs me up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Bad times.
Still, it'll save you a fortune!

Will you be working whilst you're at Uni?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Yup, got a job yesterday - I'll be tutoring two girls, one on biology, the other on biology and chemistry.
and possibly nannying two toddlers part time. But if I don't get that one, I'm gonna get a check out job as well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:20, Reply)

A check out job?
Is that where you sit in a bar or a cafe and highlight fit looking blokes?

'Cor! Check him out!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I would be good at that.

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I'd be rubbish.
nah check-outs at the supermarket.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I'm not sure it pays that well.
Maybe you could invent some sort of 'Cougar alert service' for ladies who aren't down with the youth? You could be paid by these ladies to identify men of a current quality?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Pffft I'm not down with the youth either
I'm quite a long way from hip and happening, I just can appreciate men who are easy on the eye.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Well become the boss of Cougar Watch and employ younger women to scout for men!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:45, Reply)

I'm sure you can be sensible :)
but yeah, it's very much the same here. And if you're bored, you can take a trip to the seaside for me!
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I live on the seaside darling.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Do something unexpected and fun.
Go to a theme park.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)

ahaha you say that like I have spare money lying around. :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)

You could spend the day listening to music?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:08, Reply)

might go for a walk later when I've done all the washing

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Consider me shimmied.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I accidentally slept in til 9:30.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

You're probably earnt that, after your sleep pattern was disrupted with your jetlag.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

mmmmm I just didn't really mean to sleep *quite* so late.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I've edited the format and it looks very nice now. I have forwarded it to my friend
who is looking at the medical bit so can send it back and any suggested edits at some point tomorrow.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:19, Reply)

thank you :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)

No worries at all pal.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Have you sacked off your mates now Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)

a u
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)