It's mine now.
Is that my purse in your bag?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hand it over or you'll get a thick lip you whiney little bitch
I own you now
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Right, I've decided to pimp your ass out at luchtimes for 50p a go
If you say anything I'll burn your house down with all your family inside
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)

RORY
The Head teacher would like to see you in his office NOW!
Don't forget, as this is a private school we can still cane your arse.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)

he'll enjoy that way too much

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I'm sure that's why it's still allowed.
You don't even have to be a teacher to teach in a private school.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

And you don't need to be a Doctor to fuck up the hands of squaddies.
Strange world isn't it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)

ha
i have been looking at your posts on this page for a sample.

pun/question/pun/question/pun/question... regular as clockwork.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)

What puns on this page?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)

well, shit jokes/puns
same thing really innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:26, Reply)

BUNDLE FIGHT!!!11!!
quick use this flick knife
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:33, Reply)

excellent
if i gaz you the usernames, you stab the cunts for me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Hang on.
Are you asking Rory to stab me?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Safe innit, i'll stab some cunts up with my compass just like when I was at Whalley Range High

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)

did you really go there?
i had you down as a manchester grammar boy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Nah, St. Bedes well 6th form anyway
Brilliant if ropey prostitutes outside the school gates and lunchtime drive-by shootings by the Doddies and Gooch Gangs was your thing. I thought it was hilarious. Smoking tabs in Alexandra Park was always fraught by the distinct possibility of a mugging and good beating up.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:51, Reply)

not really, no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:35, Reply)

i need a thorough caning.
Miss Swipe, can I have a detention please?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)

ask bobby
he'll sell you something that'll get you properly caned.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)

no miss, I mean with a cane.
I just called the janitor a cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)