OM NOM NOM
This just did my head in: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v2xnl6LwJE&feature=player_embedded
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd google how they do that, I'm assuming it is smoke and mirrors, but I'm too impressed by it to want to check.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:57, Reply)

There's a diagram somewhere explaining it
something about two models and video of one superimposed on the other. *shrug*

I like it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Are you expecting 3 points on Sunday?
And are you happy with the change in management?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:13, Reply)

I am expecting a cagey affair between two teams terrified of losing
but think we might edge it.

Regarding the manager, I've stopped thinking "why sack Di Matteo? We haven't been in the drop zone since the first week of the season, we've never managed that before" and started thinking "lost 13 out of 18 games, no sign of the defence improving, time for a change". And if you're going to change it, might as well go for Manager of the Year, eh?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:21, Reply)

That makes some sense.
But I can't help but think he had you playing good stuff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:43, Reply)

midfield and attack maybe
but our defence got worse as the season went on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Gah, that has geniunely made my brain hurt.
impressive though.
(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)

It's really is very clever isn't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:16, Reply)

It's just an optical illusion
and I know that, but my brain is still going aagh, aaaagh, stop breaking the laws of physics, it's sore!
(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)

I have the same brain pain.
What time are you off on your travels tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Erm about midday-ish?
I said I'd pick Labs up around 1pm and get to Oxford for about 2pm.
(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:21, Reply)

exciting exciting!
i wanna be less tired and go now!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)

I really need to go to bed soon
but the cake doesn't come out for another 45 min or so.
(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I can keep you company for 45 minutes.
I'm all alert and stuff. :(

Any further communications with Hot Bloke from Christmas?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Ahahahahahaha
No, of course fucking not. That tosser.
(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:27, Reply)

But you've got Tennis Coach Hot Bloke (TCHB) to woo now!
So all isn't lost.

Have you made a plan for getting to 3rd base(line) with him?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:29, Reply)

Pffft.
it's all window shopping, you realise, I'm never going to do anything about it. Besides, I could never encourage him to be so unprofessional as to sleep with his students. *virtuous*
(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)

You want to make a racket with him
(I'm not sure if that is supposed to be racket with a 'q' or not?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Racquet, yes
I'm not punning Jeff, it's too late and my brain has gone manky, it's been a long week.
Also, I'm really not going to do anything other than flirt and windowshop with cute tennis coach. He probably likes slim trendy blonde girls.
(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:41, Reply)

So what is your plan for love then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:42, Reply)

There is no plan as such
the closest to a plan that I have is 'wait and see'.
(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:45, Reply)

The best of all the plans is to wait and see how things pan out.
You've chosen wisely youngster.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:48, Reply)

Pffft, you'll be calling me grasshopper next
I'm no youngster, Jeff-san.
(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:52, Reply)

Jedi you not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:54, Reply)

You *will* reply at the bottom...

(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:56, Reply)

There I am.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:57, Reply)

Watch this
And think of Monty: www.reelzchannel.com/trailer-clips/16871/forgiving-dr-mengele-trailer/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)

I meant to go to sleep too
but then I ended up in an exchange of messages with that guy I'm not meeting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)

And are you still not meeting him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:27, Reply)

yes
we won't be in the same place at the same time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Oh man, you might totally be in there. Or not.
This could just run and run, or walk and fade!

What are your feelings about the situation?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:32, Reply)

I have no idea
I am enjoying conversing with him, but he lives bloody miles away. Plus, he could be a dick in real life for all I know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:34, Reply)

But he might not be a dick in real life.
He might be alright.

Is he also a LARPer?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:37, Reply)

no, but I think he does warhammer
this is never a good sign
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:39, Reply)

What is warhammer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:42, Reply)

you've seen those games workshop
places full of stinky nerds? It's the game they do there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:43, Reply)

Sounds bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:48, Reply)

It is.
The models are quite cool, and I like painting things, but when you get in to playing the game and stuff that's way too geeky and dull.
(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Tiny little painted models
of orcs and elves and shit.
(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Sounds fucking bent.
See you both on the left?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:48, Reply)

Well...that's still good, isn't it?

(berk, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:27, Reply)

totally, but I am still sleepy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)

yeah, indeedy-hay hoptical hequation, no less.
saw the pics and vid "over there, somewhere!"
**points "over there, somewhere!"**
incredibly accurate joinery/carpentry/measuring!
i've had too much gin, the staying sober has taken a sabbatical, so to speak.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:29, Reply)

read this back to yourself tomorrow

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:35, Reply)