I've had a horrible cough for ages and my asthma has been playing silly buggers the last couple weeks.
That went away yesterday and now the back of my throat feels like it's three times its normal size. On the plus side at least I can't be an idiot with my new found wealth in town tonight, and unlike me I'm going to be sensible with it (minus buying a Playstation and flat screen tomorrow). Already paid off my student credit card in it's entirety and will be closing the account tomorrow, it feels utterly fantastic.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Windfall?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:20, Reply)

My grant finally came in. I've only been waiting six months.
Been living like a peasant since September and had to get a credit card which I desperately wanted to avoid. I've received September and January's grants both at the same time so I now have more money than I know what to do with. I can finally live like a normal human being.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:28, Reply)

Does this mean that theft from your local convenience store is a thing of the past?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:34, Reply)

Yes it does Jeff, yes it does.
*gets all teary eyed and nostalgic*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:40, Reply)

I think you need to explain how you suddenly became a millionaire.
Did you win the lottery?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:25, Reply)