Too fucking right it's bent
I ain't happy. I ain't happy at all. Plus, I have a really busy few days at work and I can't be arsed. Can we fast forward the next two weeks please Jeff?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Of course.
Consider today the 5th of March.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Yay!
That means it's only 4 days until I go see The Wombats, 6 days until I go to Brighton and 12 days until Paddy's day!

Thanks Jeff!!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:04, Reply)

You might want to tell The Wombats that the date has changed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Oh, I thought we'd fast forwarded the whole world.
I wondered why the snow hadn't gone.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Best day of the year bar none.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)