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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
*Something about "you smeg head"
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 19:58,
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15 years ago)
'I've done another smegging coke-rape.
What the smeg am I going to do?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:01,
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Get a job on Coronation Street playing a northerner what's a darkie, innit?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:01,
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Or
return to the 'brilliant' 'street poetry' that he was first on television doing on Saturday Live in the 80s with Ben 'integrity' Elton...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:03,
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Everyone: 'LOL'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:02,
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Apart from in series 7 when they didn't record it in front of a live audience.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:03,
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...because
the BBC feared for the safety of any female audience members.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:04,
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His smeg is probably worth £75 a gram.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:05,
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Ironically, his fridge is worth fuck all.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:06,
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